- Make clicking noises with my tongue and gums
- Toot
- Squeeze Spanky Mae's nose with my hand
- Make spit bubbles
- Watch "Kill Generation" with my daddy
- Do differential and integral calculus
- Make bulleted lists in blogging software
- Roll over, one way, from by back to my tummy over my left shoulder
- Laugh
- Poop
- Smile
- Drink 6 ounces of formula in a single feeding
- Mix a mean Jack and Coke
What can you do? Feel free to post your comments.
1 comment:
What a talented child. Learn to make a dirty martini and then you'll really be rockin'.
Tater says hello, by the way. His blogging privileges were revoked after he posted some inappropriate links to a site called "Wet & Wild Babes", thinking it was a water park for toddlers.
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