Daddy said he was going to stab Tate's Mommy in the ovary. This was in response to a comment Tate's Mommy left on my blog about "Tate playing the field." Daddy, who was raised in a staunch Roman Catholic home, took offense to a member of the opposite sex "playing the field" with me, his one and only daughter--or child for that matter.
Tate's Daddy thought the whole "ovary" thing was a little over-the-top. He said so to my Mommy while they were at work today. (Not that they read/comment on/create blogs during work time, because they don't, for the record. During their lunch hour, maybe. If you consider lunch time anywhere between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m., taking into account all the time zones.) So, Mommy apologized on Daddy's behalf for the ovary-stabbing comment.
Meanwhile, Mommy fired off an e-mail to Daddy saying that he's not allowed to make threats to the ovaries of her coworker's spouse. Daddy explained that he was simply quoting Ron Burgundy's line to Veronica Corningstone that he was going to "punch her in the ovary."
Given that the line, misquoted as it was, was from the 2004 blockbuster smash Anchorman, the phrase is rendered harmless.
NOW, here's a random photo of me in want of context. (Actually Mommy's coworkers will find the context quite hilarious. And yes, that is spit-up dripping from my bottom lip down the front of my suit.) Where do I get my clothes, anyway? The toilet store?
2 comments:
A genuine Cürtís onesie!
No wonder you look so excited.
Hi Allie! This is your cousin, Evalynn, I'm using my mommy's blog that she never updates. You are looking more and more like my GREAT Uncle Mario. I'm getting big too!
Things I've been up to:
Eating bananas and yogurt,
Saying words like Mama, Dada, Baby, and Kitty,
Playing with my big sister Madilynn,
and I've started walking this week!
Also, my mommy say sorry that she hasn't sent my old clothes for you. She's been SUPER busy working, going to school, and taking care of me and Madilynn.
Well I love you and miss you!
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